An Ode to Meat
A poem
*bows*
Meat, meat, meat is my favorite thing to eat
When it comes to food it can’t be beat
I like it on a grill, I like it in a pan
I even like it straight from the can
Give me beef, give me a ham
I’ll even eat your icky Spam
I’ll eat veal, I’ll eat pork
I like lamb on the end of my fork
So if you want to be really sweet
Give me lots and lots of meat!
Shit, I’m ready to publish. I can be like those other great poet luminaries, like Jewel or Charlie Sheen. Here’s a sequel to that meat poem btw:
Sing! Sing a song for meat!
Meat makes me happy! Hooray!
Meat makes me glad! Hooray!
Oh for a steak!
Oh for a chop!
Sing! Sing a song for meat!
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